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The Badge Means You Suck b​/​w Kiss My Machine

by AK-47

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The Badge Means You Suck So you think you know what terror is As it stares from the newspaper page Yeah of course you know what horror is It’s the rage of the age Well intimidation doesn’t have a focus It oozes from every pore Murder doesn’t bother to whisper In this fucking town it roars Bodies awash in back bayous Bibles all full of holes Kill a captive to capture a criminal Badges where there ought to be souls Badges where there’s not any souls Badges where there's got to be souls. Well I’d like to be smug and self-righteous And talk about cops setting criminals free Get me a nice little home near Conroe Where the neighbors are just like me But every time I see the uniform I realize I’ve had the luck To only read about their latest deeds and miss a Fascist mind fuck Duck when you see ‘em coming Cause the badge means you suck Yeah a black man just back from 'Nam People thought he was a little bit odd Jogged at night to calm his nerves Always talking about God Well a black man running in the evening To a cop is a nigger crook They had two loaded revolvers Milton had just one book But he didn’t have a chance to covert them Because they wouldn’t take a second look It took 8 shots to stop Milton Glover And his goddam holy book Duck when you see ‘em coming Cause the badge means you suck. Sprinkle bodies with throw down revolvers Cover court transcripts with shit And if by chance you get found guilty Well you’ll still get away with it Yeah the men who killed Joe Torres Never went to jail The sniper that picked off Carl Hampton Never paid any bail Well the killers of Milton Glover They might be pulling you over tonight And if you happen to get shot Well I guess you started the fight Yeah I guess you started the fight Well they said you started the fight Bodies awash in back bayous Bibles all full of holes Kill a captive to capture the criminal Badges where there ought to be souls Well there’s too much counterfeit money I don’t need to pass no buck Gonna coin me a new slogan The badge means you suck The badge means you’re fucked The badge means you suck.
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Kiss My Machine To hell with the question of the human race To hell with the notion that we possess immortal grace We’ll only be remembered as the creator of machines Computer introspection reveal the Philistines Brag about solution, run from revolution The tide of evolution is pouring in tonight When the people all are gone like sacrificial pawns The pride of IBM will continue to recite: Bow Down Bow Down Bow Down and Kiss My Machine We’re never gonna get out of this post-synthetic hell Forget your mumbled prays say hello to Pavlov’s bell Automatic Preconditioned priests of Henry Ford Crying out for liberty cause we’re so goddamned bored Masochistic Fatalistic searchers of our youth Existential, lost potential seekers of the truth The universe is waiting for our final epitaph Don’t expect philosophy just a madman’s laugh. One day the created will return to meet their gods But they’re gonna be disappointed we’re just a bunch of clods Or if they’re really lucky we’ll have blown ourselves away Just another parasite returning to the clay.

about

Mikhailt. Kalashnikov’s AK-47 is a punK Rock band from Houston, Texas. 

We started playing together in a rehearsal studio that had once been a storage building for a local mortuary school. We shared the space with Really Red and The Plastic Idols. 

We played our first show on April 1, 1979 for a Rock Against Racism concert held at Paradise Island (later known as The Island). The line-up included The Vast Majority, Really Red, The Ruse, The Hates, and Legionnaire’s Disease.

The original members included Harry Leverette/Raton Pi (guitar) and Stew Cannon/Neutron Stu (lead guitar), Jim Crane/James Allstar (bass), Jim’s cousin Andre (vocals), and David/Sleepy (drums). We stumbled upon David playing his trap kit in a vacant lot because he had no where else to play.

Tim Fleck/Phlegm became the band’s new vocalist in the summer of 1980. He wrote the lyrics to The Badge Means You Suck, but when the Houston Police Officer’s Association filed a million dollar lawsuit against us, the band underwent some changes.

Over the next few months, Penny Smith (vocals), Mike Huard (bass), and Seth Oliver (drums) joined the group, and AK-47 resumed performing in January, 1981. Later that summer, Carshal Heinbuch became our new drummer, and this line-up emerged as the loudest, fastest, tightest version of the band.

AK-47 played regularly around Houston until 1986. We performed numerous times at The Island with bands like The Recipients, Three Day Stubble, I’llbeonthefonetoyou, The Inanimate Objects, The Hates, and The Vestal Virgins. We played a memorable show at Joe Starr’s Omni with The Insect Surfers.

We played Rudyard’s several times, including a 1984 New Year’s Eve show. We also played at the University of Houston Coffeehouse, Cabaret Voltaire, the Consolidated Arts Warehouse, and the Lawndale Art Center. We even played for an autumn dance at Mt. Carmel Catholic High School.

AK-47 played only a few out of town shows. We performed with Really Red at Esther’s Pool and then at Raul’s in Austin. We played again with Really Red at Jay’s Famous Lounge & Cockpit in Cankton, Louisiana. AK-47 returned to Louisiana in 1982 to perform for two nights with the Shit Dogs in Baton Rouge at the Damn Shame club. 

AK-47 has played a couple of Island reunion shows in recent years, including performances at The Mink (2009), Walter’s Downtown (2013). Our most recent performance was for Take This Fest and Shove It! (2019) at Dan Electro’s Guitar Bar. We still jam, perform, and record whenever we can all get to Houston. 

We released our single, "The Badge Means You Suck" b/w "Kiss My Machine" in March, 1980. The Houston Police Officer’s Association filed a million dollar lawsuit for defamation but never served papers. The publicity enabled us to do a second pressing. The record has since become a collectible.

See Stuart Schrader’s review at SHIT-FI.com for some reasons why.
www.shit-fi.com/spotlights/AK-47

See A Houston Punk Band’s Protest Anthem Still Resonates, Forty Years After Its Release by Susan Shepard (Texas Monthly, March 10, 2021) for some good back-story.
www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/houston-punk-bands-protest-anthem-still-resonates-forty-years-after-release/

The artwork for the record jacket and labels is an important part of what makes "The Badge Means You Suck" b/w "Kiss My Machine" a sought after record. Jimmy Bryan is the artist who did these designs. He also helped to create the two-screen 35 mm slide shows that accompanied AK-47’s live performances at The Island.

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released March 6, 1980

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AK-47 Houston, Texas

Mikhailt. Kalshnikov's AK-47 is a punK Rock band from Houston, Texas (1979-2019). The group is best known for it's first single, "The Badge Means You Suck," a protest song against police violence.

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